A drunken mystic almost missed it
on the ceremonial stairs to the Golden Dawn:
the ectoplasm sent a spasm through his chest.
Crystal balls clashed and clattered to release the anti-matter.
Chorus: In the darkness of the room
phosphorescence lit the gloom,
as the parlour became a tomb,
he fell in love with the Banshee on her broom.
They didn’t come to dance; [...]
I’m going down to my rock-pool,
You’re gonna sit on my toadstool,
You’re gonna take my magic water,
I’m gonna give you daughter.
Chorus: Let me be your ornamental hermit,
permit me to be the guardian of your rock-pool:
the trout are rising all around us;
the frogs are calling in the moonlight.
Let me be, your head gardener:
prune your shrubs, plant plenty [...]
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You said you wanted everyone to be free,
but now you’re standing there, the queen of the bees.
You said you wanted everyone to thrive,
but we’re all drones living in your hive.
Chorus: We’re gonna burn, burn, burn
’till we learn, learn, learn;
wiggle our bums in the sun.
When the sweet flower grows,
the honey soon flows;
but it’s all for you [...]
By the look in your eyes,
I could tell you were restless,
and so within the hour,
I would be vest-less.
We got on our bikes
and went for a ride;
just to prove to ourselves
we were young and alive.
After an hour of cycling
we just had to stop;
and made love to each other
in a field of some unknown crop
Chorus: And as [...]
All stand up for cardigan man,
spreading truth across the land;
with his wheels of wisdom in his hand,
all false idols turn to sand.
The audience rise up to applaud,
for his pen is mightier than any sword.
Cardigan man knows it is best,
to never go out without your vest.
Chorus: All stand up for cardigan man
See his wheels gently spinning,
beneath [...]
If you look at it from any angle,
it’s so much more than a love triangle.
To say it may make me a square,
but I go pear-shaped when you are not there.
I hear the spheres singing high up above,
we’re in the dodecahedron of love.
You must have learnt it when you were at school,
there is harmony in the [...]